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Real World Tip #1: The city of Ankara is not a legitimate place for it was never meant to exist. Its structures yearn to be unmade so they cry out, causing regular citywide infrastructure mishaps. Real World Tip #2: Do not engage with anyone ever. Do not get engaged with anyone ever. Do not enrage or engorge anyone though feel free to get enraged at your own discretion. Always be en garde. Real World Tip #3: Logic and rhetoric (and all the sunshiny things related to positive sciences) are outdated, slimy concepts. This real world tip strongly advises you to listen to your heart and nothing else. (okay maybe you can listen to Wonderwall but just a little bit, alright?) Real World Tip #4: Night walks are the best. Not only is the weather much cooler and easier to bear you also get the freedom to enter places that are not as easily accessible in the morning. People lack the theatrical aspect of their morning presentations too, which provides a rare window of opportunity that allows an onlooker to gaze into their domestic lives a little closer than they'd like, unless they're back from a banging night out of course. Real World Tip #5: If you're unsure on how to proceed towards the next stage of your life, spiral so hard that you start struggling with the current stage you're in. A true thespian puts all their previous acts into question too. Real World Tip #6: Kill Ankara

Real World Tip #1: The city of Ankara is not a legitimate place for it was never meant to exist. Its structures yearn to be unmade so they cry out, causing regular citywide infrastructure mishaps. Real World Tip #2: Do not engage with anyone ever. Do not get engaged with anyone ever. Do not enrage or engorge anyone though feel free to get enraged at your own discretion. Always be en garde. Real World Tip #3: Logic and rhetoric (and all the sunshiny things related to positive sciences) are outdated, slimy concepts. This real world tip strongly advises you to listen to your heart and nothing else. (okay maybe you can listen to Wonderwall but just a little bit, alright?) Real World Tip #4: Night walks are the best. Not only is the weather much cooler and easier to bear you also get the freedom to enter places that are not as easily accessible in the morning. People lack the theatrical aspect of their morning presentations too, which provides a rare window of opportunity that allows an onlooker to gaze into their domestic lives a little closer than they'd like, unless they're back from a banging night out of course. Real World Tip #5: If you're unsure on how to proceed towards the next stage of your life, spiral so hard that you start struggling with the current stage you're in. A true thespian puts all their previous acts into question too. Real World Tip #6: Kill Ankara